Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. Oliver Herford
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
Bigamy: A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy. Ambrose Bierce
There was an old fellow of Lyme
Who lived with three wives at one time.
When asked, ‘Why the third?’
He replied, ‘One’s absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.’
Edward Lear