Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. Oliver Herford
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. Oliver Herford
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. Oliver Herford
Diplomacy: lying in state. Oliver Herford