The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. Voltaire
There is no bore like a clever bore. Samuel Butler
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience. John Updike
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art. Edith Sitwell
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject. A A Milne
What’s wrong with being a boring kind of guy? George H W Bush
Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. Don Marquis
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. Elsa Maxwell
A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. Elsa Maxwell
Highly educated bores are by far the worst; they know so much, in such fiendish detail, to be boring about. Louis Kronenberger
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. Bert Leston Taylor