The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. Jackie Gleason
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. Cyril Connolly
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. George Bernard Shaw
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed. Francois duc de La Rochefoucauld
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter. Barbara Cartland
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child