Diet Quotes

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. Jackie Gleason

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. Cyril Connolly

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. George Bernard Shaw

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz

To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed. Francois duc de La Rochefoucauld

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter. Barbara Cartland

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child