People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. Bill Watterson
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor? Bill Watterson
Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them. Bill Watterson
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. Bill Watterson
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson