Bill Watterson Quotes

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. Bill Watterson

I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor? Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn’t understand them. Bill Watterson

We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. Bill Watterson

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson