Lily Tomlin Quotes

A sobering thought – what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. Lily Tomlin

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat. Lily Tomlin

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Lily Tomlin

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. Lily Tomlin