Sid Waddell Quotes

Cliff Lazarenko’s idea of exercise is a firm press on a soda siphon. Sid Waddell

We couldn’t have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich. Sid Waddell

William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea. Sid Waddell

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! Sid Waddell

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. Sid Waddell

Steve Beaton, he’s not Adonis, he’s THE donis. Sid Waddell