Gary Shandling Quotes

I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. Gary Shandling

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Gary Shandling

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. Gary Shandling

I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know. Gary Shandling

I don’t like this reality television, I have to be honest…I think real people should not be on television. It’s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real. Gary Shandling

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. Garry Shandling

I’m very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don’t look at other moms. Gary Shandling

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. Gary Shandling

I practice safe sex – I use an airbag. Gary Shandling