John Mortimer Quotes

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There’s no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer

No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. John Mortimer

The greatest horrors of our world, from the executions in Iran to the brutalities of the IRA, are committed by people who are totally sincere. John Mortimer

The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. John Mortimer

There is always time for failure. John Mortimer

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. John Mortimer

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. John Mortimer