I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There’s no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer
No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. John Mortimer
The greatest horrors of our world, from the executions in Iran to the brutalities of the IRA, are committed by people who are totally sincere. John Mortimer
The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. John Mortimer
There is always time for failure. John Mortimer
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. John Mortimer
When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. John Mortimer