Wilson Mizner Quotes

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. Wilson Mizner

When you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. Wilson Mizner

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Wilson Mizner

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. Wilson Mizner

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep. Wilson Mizner

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. Wilson Mizner