Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. Kin Hubbard
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket. Kin Hubbard
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. Kin Hubbard
When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money. Kin Hubbard
He who postpones the hour of living is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. Kin Hubbard
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? Kin Hubbard
It’s pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. Kin Hubbard
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. Kin Hubbard