A P Herbert Quotes

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. A P Herbert

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. A P Herbert

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum. A P Herbert

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. A P Herbert

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. A P Herbert