The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. Jackie Gleason
One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser! Jackie Gleason
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it. Jackie Gleason
I have a ‘Play the melody’ philosophy. It means don’t over-arrange, don’t make life difficult. Just play the melody — and do it the simplest way possible. Jackie Gleason