It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half rude. Norman Douglas
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. Norman Douglas
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. Norman Douglas
You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do. Norman Douglas
Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes. Norman Douglas
Distrust of authority should be the first civic duty. Norman Douglas
What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? Norman Douglas