We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another. Peter de Vries
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. Peter de Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter de Vries
I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at nine o’clock every morning. Peter de Vries
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse. Peter de Vries
I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork. Peter de Vries
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. Peter de Vries