Irvin S Cobb Quotes

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. Irvin S Cobb

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. Irvin S Cobb

If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers. Irvin S Cobb

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. Irvin S Cobb

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. Irvin S Cobb