Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp
My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone’s wrapping fish in it. Al Capp
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most. Al Capp
Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution. Al Capp
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. Al Capp
The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else, was to be indifferent to that difference. Al Capp