Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius. Sid Caesar
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. Sid Caesar
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. Sid Caesar