Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. Victor Borge
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. Victor Borge
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen? Victor Borge