Nobody ever died of laughter. Max Beerbohm
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. Max Beerbohm
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Max Beerbohm
There is much to be said for failure. It is much more interesting than success. Max Beerbohm
But the dullard’s envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end. Max Beerbohm
Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests. Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable. Max Beerbohm
All fantasy should have a solid base in reality. Max Beerbohm