You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me. Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. Scott Adams
I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Scott Adams