I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Douglas Adams
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams
If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. Douglas Adams
You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Douglas Adams
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. Douglas Adams