As a general rule, nobody has money who ought to have it. Benjamin Disraeli
Men who make money rarely saunter; men who save money rarely swagger. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
No one can earn a million dollars honestly. William Jennings Bryan
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. Honore de Balzac
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. Jonathan Swift
Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. Logan Pearsall Smith
Money can’t buy everything – for example poverty. Nelson Algren
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. Jane Austen
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation. Anthony Burgess
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can. John Wesley
Money is the sinews of love, as of war. George Farquhar
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. Donald Trump
Money doesn’t change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or arrogant or greedy, the money brings that out, that’s all. Henry Ford
When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money. Kin Hubbard
However top lofty and idealistic a man may be, he can always rationalise his right to earn money. Raymond Chandler
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. Hilaire Belloc
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means. Sir Henry Taylor
Draw your salary before spending it. George Ade
As I sat at the cafe, I said to myself,
They may talk as they please about what they call pelf,
They may sneer as they like about eating and drinking,
But help it I cannot, I cannot help thinking
How pleasant it is to have money, heigh ho!
How pleasant it is to have money.
Arthur Hugh Clough
I have a problem with too much money. I can’t reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer. Robert Kiyosaki
The very first step to building wealth is to spend less than you make. Brian Koslow
Having money is just the best thing in the world. Madonna
Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. Spike Milligan
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. Paul Newman
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. J D Salinger
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life. Charles M Schwab
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. Wendy Liebman
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it. Tennessee Williams
When I had youth I had no money; now I have the money I have no time; and when I get the time, if I ever do, I shall have no health to enjoy life. Louisa May Alcott
When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience. Harvey B. MacKay
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. John Paul Getty
Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand. Aphra Behn
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. Humphrey Bogart
Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. Damon Runyon
Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does. Jane Austen
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did. James Baldwin
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore
The philosophy which affects to teach us a contempt of money does not run very deep. Sir Henry Taylor
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock this afternoon. Henry Youngman