Mae West Quotes

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before. Mae West

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. Mae West

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Mae West

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Mae West

Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West

Keep a diary and one day it’ll keep you. Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West

It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men. Mae West

Love thy neighbour – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West

I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it. Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. Mae West

A man’s kiss is his signature. Mae West

Personality is the most important thing to an actress’s success. Mae West

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. Mae West

It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect. Mae West