I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough. Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others. Groucho Marx
You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. Groucho Marx
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx
I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining. Groucho Marx
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. Groucho Marx