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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. Les Dawson

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'. Les Dawson