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Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. Fred Allen
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? Fred Allen
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. Fred Allen